freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

(Source: cyberpapi)

oatmeal:

I hope she likes it!!! #mothersday #omg #cute #lovebabies

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

pjcalamity:

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

YOU BASTARDS

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

(Source: ridge)

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roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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jennipowell:

nudityandnerdery:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

Wisdom.

(Source: siksta)